while walking around the house last night i wrote the following – almost edit-free…

1) dumb shit
shit that is too heavy
g-d lcd’s that can’t be read in g-d daylight
button-fly trousers

2) stupid shit
radio shack ( name right on )
linens and things ( oops! )
keyboards / buttons too freakin small or too close together

3) bad shit
aol
internet explorer
diet products
microwave ovens
sleeping meds for kids ( adults for that matter, in most cases )
sugared cereal
bottled water
sony lithium batteries

4) pisses me off
ipod that breaks right after one-year warranty is up
zippers that stick
eco hazardous shit
power eating fuckers
unsafe m-fuckers

5) good shit
apple
chipotle
costco
gap
google maps
google translator
nau
peets coffee
tesla roadster ( $$$ )
starbury one basketball shoe
wind / solar shit
lego

6) why do we buy things that don’t work?

7) the above induced me to find the museum of unworkable devices

The real place for stupid, fucking worthless gadgets, however, is Bed Bath & Beyond. Most of their stuff is beyond worthless!

What really hurts, however, is that you feel like a worthless piece of shit everytime you get suckered into buying a real worthless piece of shit while you’re standing in line to pay for whatever worthless gadget you shouldn’t have bought in the first place.

-glue that sticks to the top of the glue stick and nothing else
-furniture scratch ‘patch up’ pens that never match any color of wood you own or have ever seen in your whole life
-’simply human’ trash containers whole handle blocks you from throwing trash in
-humidifiers that flash flood your living room